The Tell-Tale Heart πŸŒ›πŸŒ›β­οΈπŸŒœπŸŒ”
Everything to say's been said before.
We crave permission openly to become our secret selves.
Salman Rushdie (via thatlitsite)
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I’M DOING AT COLLEGE
FACEBOOK STALKING

college-life-crisis:

When I first joined Facebook:

Now:

It’s called being observant of social groups ;)

WHEN MY FRIENDS ASK WHY I SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON FOOD

college-life-crisis:

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Fancy cheese and gelato, I have no regrets

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SUMMER INTERN

college-life-crisis:

Wake up:

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Get dressed and try to look professional:

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Roll into work:

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Your boss tries to joke with you all morning:

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You on the outside:

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On the inside:

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How you manage to make it through the morning:

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Finally its lunch:

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Oh wait!…

Holy fuck

MY SUMMER

college-life-crisis:

Expectations:

Reality:

Omfg the most relatable one

WHEN A FRESHMAN HITS ON ME

college-life-crisis:

What he thinks he looks like:

What I see:

TRUUUUUUEEE

WHEN SOMEONE JOKES WITH ME ABOUT HOW BAD THE JOB MARKET IS
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I’M A SENIOR

college-life-crisis:

When they realize I’m a college senior:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: skenggg, via theswearingmime)

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

(via leathercladanddangerous)